Rodney Carrington – Dancin’ With A Man A B E E A I saw her sitting in a bar room B7 E In that smokey atmosphere She smiled back at me B7 As I drank that one last beeraa A B7-E Then she pulled me on the dance floori,o E And we danced a song or two A B7 It was then I realized that I E Had bit off more than I can chew. A B7 I think I’m Dancin' With A Man E She got calluses on her hand A She’s got a voice like Johnny Cash B7 Is she hiding a mustache E I think I’m Dancin' With A Man. E We sat down and talked awhile A And we listened to the band E Oh then a friend of mine walked by B7 And he asked her if she'd dance A B7 And he gently took her hand, oooh oooh E And he twirled her round and round A B7 It looked like he was having fun E Until her skirt fell to the ground. A B7 I think he's Dancin' With A Man E The boys at the lodge won't understand A As they two stepped across the floor B7 I quickly headed for the door E I think he's Dancin' With A Man. A B7 Good Lord were Dancin' With A Man E It will be known through out the land A Two boys from Texas danced a gig B7 With a dude who wore a wig E We've been Dancin' With A Man. A She crushed a beer can on her head B7 Good Lord her foreheads red E We've been Dancin' With A Man damn big Man. Alternate verse 2 (Live version) A B7 I think I’m Dancin' With A Man E She got calluses on her hand A She’s got a voice deeper than mine B7 Is she gets a stiffy when we grind E I think I’m Dancin' With A Man. Alternate Verse 3 (Live version) A B7 I think he's Dancin' With A Man E The boys at the lodge won't understand A With her hand on his behind B7 They two stepped til half past nine E I think he's Dancin' With A Man. Alternate Verse 4 (Live Version) A B7 Ahhh s**t, I think were Dancin' With A Man E It will be known through out the land A Two boys from Texas danced a gig B7 With a dude who wore a wig E We've been Dancin' With A Man.