G C e|------3--------3------0--------0-------------------------------------------| B|------0--------0------1--------1-------------------------------------------| G|------0--------0------0--------0-------------------------------------------| D|------0--------0------2--oh2---2-------------------------------------------| A|------2---0h2--2----3-3--------3-------------------------------------------| E|----3-3--------3------x--------x-------------------------------------------| Repeat until the chorus chorus: A Carve the Turkey C Turn the ball game on A It's margaritas when the eggnog's gone C Send somebody to the Quickpak Store A We need some ice and an extension chord C A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites A A box of Pampers, Marlboro Lights C Halelluja everybody say cheese A Merry Christmas from the family
