Steve Zaragoza - The Bear Song
The actual song is G Em Am D with a capo on the 7th but I transposed it up for ease
D Bm Em A
Trish I'm gonna sing this song while i lay down in this chair
D Bm Em A
This song is gonna mostly be about a baby bear
D Bm Em A
The bear ate honey the bear ate bees the bear ate a boy and the bear ate a tree
D Bm Em A
Then it ate a car and then it killed a man he stabbed a baby and then he fucked a Dad
D Bm Em A
He's not afraid to fuck a man in the butt, going to town and fuck shit up!
D Bm Em A D Bm Em
Yeah he's a beeeeaaaaarrrrr and he's gonna grow up and be a motherfucking bear
A D
he's gonna grow up and be a bear
Bm Em A
Yeah he's a baby bear but he's gonna grow up to be a bear
D Bm
He's a baby baby bear but he's gonna grow up
Em A
He's gonna get hair down in his crotch area
D Bm
He's gonna be a bear
Em A D
And he's gonna fuck you in the hair
