TIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN By Fred Wedlock
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Tights in white satin, And nurses in suede,
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Nuns in suspenders, And saucy French maids
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White satin nighties, Squeals of delight,
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Anne Summers party, At our house last night
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And they love it, Yes they love it,
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Oh how they love it...
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Maggie was modelling, A bikini so brief,
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She could easily use it, For flossing her teeth
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Vicky's a virgin, There's really no doubt,
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She tried a vibrator, And her fillings fell out
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Susie saw one in tartan, "Can I try it?" she asked
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"No way", said the lady, That's my thermos flask
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Ticklers and teasers, To tempt your old man,
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Magazines full of pictures, You can read with one hand
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