"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey" (Capo: 5th. fret) ____Verse: 1 Em7/A A We're so sorry Uncle Albert Em7/A A We're so sorry if we caused you any pain Em7/A A We're so sorry Uncle Albert Dm7 G But there's no one left at home G# A And I believe I'm gonna rain ____Music: 1 Dm7 G (4 times) G#7 A Em7/A A ____Verse: 2 Em7/A A We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day Em7/A A We're so sorry Uncle Albert Dm7 G But if anything should happen G# A we'll be sure to give a ring ____Music: 2 Dm7 G9 (3 times) Dm7 G G#7 A G A ____Verse: 3 (spoken) Em7/A A We're so sorry Uncle Albert Em7/A A But we haven't done a bloody thing all day Em7/A A We're so sorry Uncle Albert Dm7 G But the kettle's on the boil G# A and we're so ea__sily called away ____Music: 3 Dm7 G Dm7 G Dm7 G (Yeah__yeah, yeah__yeah) Dm7 G G# A G F ____Tempo: Dm Em G (3 times) Bm ____Middle Eight: G Em Am Ha___nds across the water (water) D7 C Eb F G Hea___ds across the sky G Em Am Ha___nd across the water (water) D7 G Hea___ds across the sky Em G Admiral Halsey notified me Em G He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea Em G Bm I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie (a butter pie, the butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie) ____Middle Eight: ____Steady Beat:* G Em Am Ha___nds across the water (water) D7 C Eb F G Hea___ds across the sky G Em Am Ha___nd across the water (water) D7 * G Hea___ds across the sky *G Live a little be a gypsy, get around (get around) D7 Get your feet up off the ground G Live a little, get around (once more from *) Em G (3 times) Bm ____Middle Eight: (Repeated) ____Steady Beat:* G Em Am Ha___nds across the water (water) D7 C Eb F G Hea___ds across the sky G Em Am Ha___nd across the water (water) D7 * G Hea___ds across the sky G Ooo__ooh__ooh__ooh__ooh__ooh (to fade)