VERSE 1
N.C.
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I got a gun, I got a girl
I got a bullet-proof plan to pull
A
The perfect crime
D
I got the perfect crime
VERSE 2
I got a warehouse down at the docks
I got fifteen precincts of cops bought
A
The perfect crime
D
I got the perfect crime
CHORUS
G
You got to get your clock locked
D
Get your stopwatch synchronized
G D
You got to get it so you can’t put a pin through your alibi
A
To pull the perfect crime
D
To pull the perfect crime
A D
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VERSE 3
D
I got a guy bought on the inside
I got a night guard gagged and hog-tied
A
The perfect crime
D
This is the perfect crime
VERSE 4
I got a brain, I got a brawn
I got all the proper papers for the gendarmes
A
The perfect crime
D
C’est ç the perfect crime
CHORUS
G
I got the mob boss bought
D
I got a letter from the DEA
G
I got a mock-up of the lockup
D
Where they stock up on their pocket change
A
To pull the perfect crime
D
This is the perfect crime
A D
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A D
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(D over solo)
VERSE 5
D
We hit a snag when we tripped the alarm
A
Because the dock side spics had been tipped off in time
D
To this perfect crime
VERSE 6
Called out the dogs, called out the cops
I caught the deputy ops
A
In a cold cock. I will do time
D
For this perfect crime
G D
So we ran around town with the cops snapping on our tails
G D
Because we’d rather brave death then a fist-fuck in county jail
A
Just for the perfect crime
For the perfect crime
D
This is the perfect crime
A D
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D over long outro
