CAPO2 Chords used: Em G C A D e|---0---3---0---0---3---| B|---0---3---1---2---2---| G|---0---0---0---2---3---| D|---2---0---2---2---0---| A|---2---2---3---0---0---| E|---0---3---0---0---0---| Lyrics: [spoken played in Em] Ooh, Alexandra Wallace Damn girl, you so feisty You so feisty they should call you Alexandra the Great Wallace Now don't pretend I didn't see you watch me Talk on my phone yesterday, all sexy Ching chong wing wong Baby it's all just code It's the way I tell the ladies it's time to get funky [sung] Em I hope one day you can meet my G Mother, my brothers, sisters, grandmothers, C grandpas, and cousins Am Ooh oh Em 'Cause what they're really doing on those Friday nights G Is showing me how to cook and dress, Am 'Cause baby I wanna take you out C And blow your freakin' mind D Am C Am And underneath the pounds of makeup and your baby blue eyes D Am I know there's a lot of pain and hurt for such a big brain to C Am Spend all night studying polisci Am I pick up my phone and say G Ching chong, it means I love you D Ling long, I really want you Am C Ting tong, I don't actually know what that means G Ching chong, it's never ending D Ling long, my head is spinning Am C Ting tong, still don't know what that means [Spoken] Em Ooh Alex, I just wanna take my phone out and talk dirty to you all day long But I know you're busy cramming all those big hard theories and arguments. [Sung] Em You ain't that polite, G C nice American girl your momma raised you to be Am Em So when you reach that epiphany-- G --Wait, are you freakin' kiddin' me? Am If you have an epiphany every single time you study that means you're C probably doin' something wrong-- D But I like it when you're wrong D Am C Am And underneath the pounds of makeup and your baby blue eyes, ohh oh D Am I know there's a lot of pain and hurt for such a big brain to C Am Spend all night studying polisci Am I pick up my phone and say G Ching chong, it means I love you D Ling long, I really want you Am C Ting tong, I really don't know what that means G Ching chong, it's never ending D Ling long, my head is spinning Am C Ting tong, still don't know what that means [Spoken, chorus continues in background] It's alright, Alexandra, I know you know nothin' bout tsunamis I just wanna make sure you know it's not a type of sushi And I came here to say that I'm actually Chinese, and that's a whole 'nother country And it's bigger...yeah, way bigger. But when it comes to love, Alex, there are no boundaries G Outro