After seeing the other tab here was slightly off I felt compelled to submit my own. This is how i play the song and I'm fairly confident it's right. There might be an instrumental section I missed but who really cares? Enjoy, Olly. N.C. Oh kiss me Maggie & take me home, For I sure dinnae feel like dyin’ alone, Gawn geez a shot, chuck a doggie a bone, Or a penny for me rattlin’ can, D(let ring) As sure as Christ it’s a bitter pill, But if you won’t have me, yer sister will, D D D D D D I’ll cart me arse doon Surry Hills & call her out this evenin’, Instrumental ||D|G|D|E A| |D|G|D|A D|| Verse 1 D G Go on, go well, ye’re no catch o’ mine, D E A Yer clothes in rags, ye reek o’ fags & old green ginger wine, D G My sisters aye a leezie into the drinkin’, dogs & cards, D A D My poor departed Father couldn’t flog her at the yards, D G I’m a man o’ some renown ‘Jack the Lad’ about the town, D E A We’ll share a plate of oysters, crack the neck o’ Billy Brown, D G Sly grog & salty treats, I’ll not grant yer wish, D A D I’m promised to the toll collector boy upon the bridge. Chorus D G Like good whisky in bad wounds, D E A Like honey on a toothache, you’ll never be mine, D G Tho’ we can dance, b’Jesus, we’ll swing like the razors, D A D Of Kate Leigh & Tilly Devine. Verse 2 D G Why wait until yer dancin’ shoes are scuffed and in the bin? D E A I’ll stitch my holey duds, scrape the whiskers from me chin, D G We’ll get ye down yer scarlet gown, I’ll steal you somethin’ blue, D A D I’d waltz off Millers point before I walk the aisle with you! Wedding March e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-7----6----2-4-2-0-------------0-2-----------------------------------------| D|-------------------2-0---0-2-4---------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-7----6----2-4-2-0---------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------2-0---0-2-4-2-0-----------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| Chorus D G Like good whisky in bad wounds, D E A Like honey on a toothache, you’ll never be mine, D G Tho’ we can dance, b’Jesus, we’ll swing like the razors, D A D Of Kate Leigh & Tilly Devine. Verse 3 D Oh I’ll sing you ‘six ribbons’! G Aye when your ‘three sheets’! D E A Yer drunken, brawlin’ caterwaulin’ echoes through the streets, D Y’know I’m not yet very old, G Sure it’s poison when its cold, D A D And a dear old southerly belters sure to blow! Chorus D G Like good whisky in bad wounds, D E A Like honey on a toothache, you’ll never be mine, D G Tho’ we can dance, b’Jesus, we’ll swing like the razors, D A D Of Kate Leigh & Tilly Devine.