[Chords]
Key: Bm (D)
Bm(with hammer on F# and B or just B if you want, (ie. Bm7)) - A - G
Bm - E
[Verse]
Bm
A G
Can't remember anything at all
Bm
Flame trees line the streets
A G
Can't remember anything at all
Bm
But I'm driving my car down to Geneva
E
I been sitting in my basement patio
Bm
Aye it was hot up above
E Bm
Girls walk past, the roses all in bloom
Bm A G
Have you ever heard about the Higgs Boson Blues?
Bm
I'm going down to Geneva, baby
Gonna teach it to you
E Bm
Who cares? Who cares what the future brings?
E
Black road long and I drove and drove
And came upon a crossroad
Bm
The night was hot and black
E
I see Robert Johnson with a 10-dollar guitar
Bm
Strapped to his back looking for a tomb
A G
Well here comes Lucifer with his canon law
Bm
And a hundred black babies running from his genocidal jaw
A
He got the real killer groove
G Bm
Robert Johnson and the devil, man
Bm
Don't know who is gonna rip off who
E
Driving my car, flame trees on fire
Bm
Sitting and singing the Higgs Boson Blues
E
I'm tired, I'm looking for a spot to drop
Bm
All the clocks have stopped
A G
In Memphis now in the Lorraine Motel
Bm
It's hot, it's hot - that's why they call it the Hot Spot
A
I'll take a room with a view
G Bm
Hear a man preaching in a language that's completely new
E
Making the hot cocks in the flophouse bleed
Bm
While the cleaning ladies sob into their mops
And a bellhop hops and bops
E
A shot rings out to a spiritual groove
Bm
Everybody bleeding to that Higgs Boson Blues
A G
If I die tonight, bury me
Bm
In my favorite yellow patent leather shoes
A G
With a mummified cat and a cone-like hat
Bm
That the caliphate forced on the Jews
E
Can you feel my heartbeat?
Gm
Can you feel my heartbeat?
A G Bm
Hannah Montana does the African Savannah
As the simulated rainy season begins
E
She curses the queue at the Zulus
Bm
And moves on to Amazonia
And cries with the dolphins
A
Mama ate the pygmy
G
The pygmy ate the monkey
Bm
The monkey has a gift that he is sending back to you
A G
Look here comes the missionary
Bm
With his smallpox and flu
A G
He's saving them, the savages
Bm
With the Higgs Boson Blues
A G Bm
E Bm
I'm driving my car down to Geneva
A G
Bm
I'm driving my car down to Geneva
[Outro]
E
Oh let the damn day break
Bm
The rainy days always make me sad
E
Miley Cyrus floats in a swimming pool in Toluca Lake
Bm
And you're the best girl I've ever had
A G Bm
Can't remember anything at all
