Drink More Beer

Drink More Beer
Rodney Carrington
Album: El Nino Loco

Intro: G-C-G-D-G

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If your jobs about to kill you, but you can't afford to quit it.
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The best advice that I can give you, is drink more beer
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Then your truck keeps overheating, cause your radiators leaking
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That the brown bag at your feet, drink more beer

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Drink more beer, Drink more beer
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Take the can in your hand and dam if your troubles don't up and disappear
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You've had that one too many, let some else steer
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So you can drink more beer, why don't drink more beer

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When your In laws come to visit, and your house feels like a prison
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Stay reel close to the friggin', drink more beer
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When your woman won't stop naggin, that your getting' on the wagon    
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Lying saying your cutting back and drink more beer

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Drink more beer, Drink more beer
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Take the can in your hand and dam if your troubles don't up and disappear
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If the lady your making eyes at don't look like Britney Spears
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Drink more beer (and she will) drink more beer. (Everybody sing)

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Drink more beer, Drink more beer
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Take the can in your hand and dam if your troubles don't up and disappear
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Cause Bud make you wiser, Bud Light makes you lighter
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And a Wine Cooler makes you    (Willie put that Wine Cooler Down)
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Drink more beer, drink more beer 
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When the bar closes down, we'll head into town to the Quick Stop
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And see my old friend I-Meer
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And we'll but more beer, so we can drink more beer
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Drink more beer, (we'll drink a whole lot more beer)