Capo 4
[Intro]
G Cadd9 G Cadd9
[Verse]
G Cadd9
Well, I wish I had my picture
G Cadd9
On the Rolling Stone today
G Cadd9
And I wish that the Enquirer
G Cadd9
Would spread a roumor that I was gay
G Cadd9
Well I wish I had some buddies
G Cadd9
Some movie stars and such
G Cadd9
‘Cause I probably wouldn’t worry about
G Cadd9
About the two of us as much
[Chorus]
C D
And I’d spend all my money
G G/F# Em
On caviar and cocaine
C D
And I would not remember
C D G
How you broke my heart today
[Verse]
You know I, I wish I had a super model
So skinny and so wild
And a waitress in Nevada
She says she’s carryin’ my child
I’d drive down Sunset Boulevard
my hair blowin’ in the wind
And I’d stop at fancy restaurants
And they’d finally let me in
[Chorus]
C D
And I’d spend all my money
G G/F# Em
On caviar and cocaine
C D
And I would not remember
C D G
How you broke my heart today
[Verse]
Yeah, I wish I had my picture
With the Rolling Stones today
And I wish the Enquirer
Spread a rumor that I was gay
I wish I knew a movie star
Someone like Charlie Sheen
‘Cause if he’d hang out with Kato Kaetlin
Well, I guess he’d hang out with me
[Chorus 2]
And I’d spell all my money
On caviar and Rogaine
And I would not remember
How you broke
My heart today
