Bb A Bb A
She took me off my guard with disappointment
Bb A Bb A
I got sucked inside of her apartment
Bb A Bb A
She's got dried-up flowers, flaky skin
Bb A Bb A C
A beaded necklace and a bottle of gin
G F C
She's a nightmare hippy girl
G F C
With her skinny fingers fondling' my world
G F C
She's a whimsical, tragical beauty
G F Am
Self-conscious and a little bit moody
C F Am
Bb A Bb A
It's a new age letdown in my face
Bb A Bb A
She's so spaced out and there ain't no space
Bb A Bb A
She's got marijuana on the bathroom tile
Bb A Bb A C
I'm caught in a vortex, she's changing' my style
G F C
She's a nightmare hippy girl
G F C
With her skinny fingers fondling' my world
G F C
She's a whimsical, tragical beauty
G F Am
Uptight and a little bit snooty
C F Am
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
C G F C (repeated through verse)
She's a magical, sparkling' tease
She's a rainbow choking' the breeze
Yo, she's busting' out onto the scene
With nightmare bogus poetry
She's a melted avocado on the shelf
She's the science of herself
She's spazzing out on a cosmic level
And she's meditating with the devil
She's cooking salad for breakfast
She's got tofu the size of Texas
She's a witness to her own glory
She's a never-ending story
She's a frolicking depression
She's a self-inflicted obsession
She's got a thousand lonely husbands
She's playing' footsie in another dimension
She's a goddess milking her time
F Am
For all that it's worth
