Ok. So this is my first tab so don't judge :c No capo, standard tuning and fairly easy. Enjoy cx Please tell me what you think in the comments :P [Verse] Am Oh, Am Well imagine, Am As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, F C And I can't help but to hear, G No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words: Am "What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter, F C G "And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore." [Chorus] Am I chime in with a F C G "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!" Am F C G No, it's much better to face these kinds of things G With a sense of poise and rationality. Am I chime in, F C G "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!" Am F C G No, it's much better to face these kinds of things G With a sense of... [Verse] Am Well in fact, Am Well I'll look at it this way, F C G I mean technically our marriage is saved Am Well this calls for a toast F C So, pour the champagne Am Oh! Well in fact, Am Well I'll look at it this way, F C G I mean technically our marriage is saved Am Well this calls for a toast, F C G So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne [Chorus] Am I chime in with a F C G "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!" Am F C G No, it's much better to face these kinds of things G With a sense of poise and rationality. Am I chime in, F C G "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!" Am F C G No, it's much better to face these kinds of things [Bridge] G Am With a sense of poise and rationality F Again. [Chorus] Am I chime in, F C G "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!" Am F C G No, it's much better to face these kinds of things G With a sense of poise and rationality. Am I chime in, F C G "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!" Am F C G No, it's much better to face these kinds of things G Am With a sense of poise and rationality F Again.