SONG: The Rum Tum Tugger ARTIST: Andrew Lloyd Webber From the musical, Cats The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat A#9 If you offer me pheasant, I'd rather have grouse A#9 E - E7 - E - E7 - If you put me in a house, I would much prefer a flat D - D7 - D - D7 - If you put me in a flat, then I'd rather have a house E - E7 E7 - If you set me on a mouse, then I only want a rat Dm7/G Dm7/G If you set me on a rat, then I'd rather chase a mouse The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat A#9 And there isn't any call for me to shout it D A/E - For he will do as he do do F#m - A/E And there's no doing anything about it The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore A#9 When you let me in, then I want to go out E - E7 - E - E7 - I'm always on the wrong side of every door D - D7 - D - D7 - And as soon as I'm at home, then I'd like to get about E - E7 E7 - I like to lie in the bureau drawer Dm7/G Dm7/G But I make such a fuss if I can't get out The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat A#9 And it isn't any use for you to doubt it D A/E - For he will do as he do do F#m - A/E And there's no doing anything about it Am - D7 - Em The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast A#9 My disobliging ways are a matter of habit E - E7 - E - E7 - If you offer me fish, then I always want a feast D - D7 - D - D7 - When there isn't any fish, then I won't eat rabbit E - E7 - E - E7 - If you offer me cream, then I sniff and sneer D7 For I only like what I find for myself E7 - So you'll catch me in it right up to my ears Dm7/G - Dm7/G If you put it away on the larder shelf The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing The Rum Tum Tugger A7 Doesn't care for a cuddle E7 But I'll leap on your lap in the middle of your sewing Dm7/G Dm7/G For there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat A#9 And there isn't any need for me to spout it D A/E -- For he will do as he do do F#m7 - A/E And there's no doing anything D7 abow, awow, about it! A