Verse D |D |F# |F# |Bm |Bm/G# I hate talking and I hate walking next to someone I don’t know Gm Someone I don’t know D |D |F# |F# I hate pretending to keep up this friend thing Bm |Bm/G# |Gm |D When I have enough friends and I’d rather be at home Prechorus Bm |G Things would be much easier Bm |Em And it would really save some time Bm |G If you knew my favorite color A |A7 And my favorite kind of pie Chorus DM7 |Bm |Em |A7 | I wish there was a social excuse to make you a cassette tape DM7 |Bm |Em |A7 | I’d teach you all about my life from side B to side A DM7 |Bm |Bm/G# |A7b9 |DM7 |DM7 Fast forward rewind… Whenever or never mind D |D |F# |F# |Bm |Bm/G# I hate been picky but right now you don’t get me Gm But in time I think you will and I know you won’t until D |D |F# |F# |Bm |Bm/G# You listen very closely to the tape and mostly Gm |D You will see how I’ve become someone I hope you’ll know and love Prechorus Bm |G Things would be much easier Bm |Em And it would really save some time Bm |G If you knew my favorite color A |A7 And my favorite kind of pie CHORUS Bridge Bm |F# |G |D My good friends know that I’ve never tried a boysenberry Bm |F# |G |D My good friends know that in the wintertime my legs are hairy Bm |F# |G |D My good friends know that I never understood chemistry Bm |F# |G |D My good friends know that I never date people who know less than me Bm |F# |G |D But you don’t know and we’re not getting any younger Bm |F# |G |A |A7 | But you don’t know and telling you would just take longer CHORUS Outro D |D |Bm/G# |Bm/G# | D/A |D |Bm/G# |Bm/G# | D/A |D |Bm/G# |Bm/G# | D/A |D |Bm/G# |Bm/G# | D/A |D |Bm/G# |Bm/G# | D/A |D/A |Bm/G# |Bm/G# | D/F# |D/F# |E9 |E9 | D ||
