Ab5 F#5 G5 Ab5 F#5 G5
INTRO
Ab5
Well I didn't mind the pimples on her behind,
F#5 G5
And I didn't care 'bout the crusties in her hair.
Ab5 F#5 G5
But man it sure is rough,
Ab5 G5 Ab5
When you are goin down on that muff,
And you open up your eyes, and much to your surprise...
Db5 Ab5 F#5 G5 Ab5
She's got dingleberries, and funky doo doo.
Db5 Ab5
Umm dingleberries, nasty poo poo, on her bo bo.
Eb5 D5 Db5 D5
Look here bitch, that s***'s makin my mustache itch,
Eb5 D5 Db5
Go on s***, get in there and wash your butt...
Ab5 G5 F#5 G5 Ab5
Db5 D5 Eb5
Now do like I say.
Ab5
Well I didn't mind the tuna fish smell,
And I didn't mind the flies.
But I couldn't take that poo poo cake,
And the burnin' in my eyes....
Db5 Ab5
Dingleberries, funky doo doo.
Db5 Ab5
Oh the bitch had dingleberries, nasty poo poo on her bo bo.
Eb5 D5 Db5 D5 Eb5 D5
Db5 Ab5 G5 F#5 G5 Ab5
Db5 D5 Eb5
alright..
Ab5
Well I got one stuck in my teeth,
Another one caught in my eye.
I got one under my fingernail,
And I put it back in the pie.
Db5 Ab5
Dingleberries, ooooh, funky doo doo.
Db5 Ab5
mmmmmm , the bitch had dingleberries, nasty poo poo on her bo bo.
Eb5 D5 Db5 D5 Eb5 D5
Db5 Ab5 G5 F#5 G5 Ab5 Db5
D5 Eb5 Ab5
INSTRUMENTAL
(spoken)
That's the dingleberry blues.
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b = bend p = pulloff
h = hammer-on x = dead note
\ = slide down
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INTRO
Ab7
E | --9b-10p9p7h(b9)7-(b9)---------------------------4----- |
B | -----------------x-(b9)-(b9)7--------------------4----- |
G | -------------------------8-6-------------6b----------- |
D | ------------------------------6-4-------4-6------------ |
A | ---------------------------------6-4-4h6--------------- |
E | ------------------------------------------------------- |
