D Em I remember when there were only 150 of you G A Well, technically 151 if you are counting Mew. D Em but I digress, I guess I spent the best years of my little life G A Surfing Cinnabar Island to get 126 Revives D Em And I miss the Pokémon Center G A I miss its music too D Em And the way that Snorlax looked like Lapras on water G A D Pokémon, what happened to you? D Em In the old days, you only got one form of every kind G A I could name all the Gym Leaders, didn't even have to try D Em But now you've shown me Team Galactic and Dark and Steel and eggs G A Oh I want my Red and Blue back when Ditto wasn't used for sex D Em I miss the cycling road, don't you know G A I miss the music too D Em And I can't believe you used to be in black and white G A D Pokémon, what happened to you G D A Now Legendary means nothing to me G D A Because one-of-a-kind creatures add up to over thirty G D A And I only want three choices for my Eevee G D G D A I don't want a rival if his name is not Gary G And how the hell do you pronounce Sweecoon, Sooisine, Sweesign, Sooisoon D G, D, A I don't know G D A I miss holding down the B button when I thought it made it easier G D A I miss surfing to the truck and using Strength to try and move it G D A I miss watching my Charmander evolve into a Charmeleon G D G D A D (G, A) I won't accept your Leaf Green, they'll always be Red and Blue to me D Em Yesterday I dreamt I was surrounded by Unown G A The spelled the words "We're sorry on behalf of Nintendo D Em We don't get Poffins either, and SuperContests are so-so G A And the Pokédex was fine, it didn't need a radio" D Em I miss the Team Rocket hideout G A And I miss the music too D Em And why have shinies if they're so impossible to find G A D Pokémon, what happened to you G A D Pokémon, what happened to you G A D A G And I'll never again experience that joy of mine Em A D Because you are incompatible with my brand new DSi