Tom Waits version of a Kinky Friedman song, simple, easy and fun From 'The Book Of Moses' CD I picked up some place Sounds good played Banjo style, or, you know,.... on a banjo Highway Cafe * CAPO 1st FRET * D Well she was only a waitress in a highway cafe A Poured coffee from dusk until dawn A But she's heartbroken twenty-four hours a day D For she longed for a trucker who'd gone D A Will you make it a corned beef on rye, He'd sing with a gleam in his eye A G Oh the headlights were burnin', And the big wheels were turnin' G A D Her sweetheart would come by and by D He'd park his great semi off route 64 A She'd rush with a sweet little sigh A For at half past eleven, He'd walk in the door D And order a corned beef on rye D A Will you make it a corned beef on rye, He'd sing with a gleam in her eye A G Oh the jukebox was blarin' An' her soft eyes were starin' G A D And the corned beef would come by and by D All the drivers remember that night so they say A She'd said her farewells to them all A Ah when the hands on the clock reached a quarter past twelve D Her suitcase still stood in the hall (Spoken) D And the hours they passed by, Even as the trucks passed by on the highway A And two grim highway patrolmen came into the place And they shook the rain from their hats And as the poor girl brought 'em their coffee D These are the words that that they said D 'Hey Curley, you see that old diesel flattened out like your A damned nose up by the predicament tonight?' A 'Hell, He jack-knifed that son of a bitch slicker 'n' owl shit' D 'I'll have a chilli dog over here baby' D 'Hell, you don't suppose he had him a little hog A Way on down the line someplace, Do ya?' A 'Hey now Curley, Don't you know them damn truckers D They got a little filly in every cafe from here to Los Cruces' Ha-ha-ha-ha D Now there is a small truck-stop off route 64 A If you happen to be passin' by A There's a trucker that never stops in anymore D There's a waitress that wished she knew why D A Oh make it a corned beef on rye, She'd sing with a tear in her eye A G And her dark eyes are glistenin' And someone is listenin' G A D In that highway cafe in the sky X 2