Easy

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Here we go. Pure X. Easy. Crank up your sustain, reverb, delay and... maybe a bit 
of phaser if you're feeling fruity, you know how it sounds.

So basically the verses follow this pattern:
   A...                            and D
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----3-3-----3-3-----3-3-----3-3-|
G|-----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-|
D|-----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----2-2-----0-0-----0-0-----0-0-----0-0-|
A|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse 1
                      A
No I don't feel nothing

No I don't feel nothing
                   D
No I just don't feel one thing at all 
                 A
Don't feel nothing

No I can't feel nothing 
           D
I don't feel one thing at all 
   A
Suicide by my side 
         D
We don't give a goddamn at all 
              A
No i can't feel nothing 

Don't feel nothing 
            D
We can't feel one thing at all 

The chorus has the same chords as the verse but played as barre chords instead and 
is played a little choppier too.
There's some wah in there but you don't need it:
 
Chorus
           A
Woo-oo-oo...
           D
Woo-oo-oo...
           A
Woo-oo-oo...
           D
Woo-oo-oo...

Verse 2
             A
See you crying(?) 

But I ain't lying 
           D
Just don't feel one thing at all 
        A
Mind is breaking 

My soul is aching 
               D
But I can't feel one thing at all 
         A
I got suicide for my bride 
         D
We don't feel none of this at all 
                 A
Can't feel nothing 

Don't know nothing 
            D
We can't feel one thing at all 

Bridge:
(barre the chords)
Bm               D  
   Oooooooh,ahhaaahhhhh

Chorus x3, end on A

Then this... thing fades in. You can do a light tremolo pick if you want:

e|---------------------------|
B|-7~~~\4~/5~~~/7~~~\4~/5~~~-|
G|---------------------------|
D|---------------------------|
A|---------------------------|
E|---------------------------|

Here's some bass because why not:

G|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|
D|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|
A|-9-9-9-9-|-9-9-9-9-|-9\2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2/|/7-7-7-7-|-7-7-7-7-|-7-7-7-7-|-7-7-7-7/|
E|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|---------|

I've seen what you do 
and I know it's true 

I've seen what you do 
and I know it's true

I've seen what you do 
Doo, do-do-doo-do... 


e|---------------------------|
B|-9-9\7-5~~~~-------5---5~~-|
G|---------6~~-4-4/6---6~~~~-|
D|---------------------------|
A|---------------------------|
E|---------------------------| etc.

Repeat until fade or until you get bored, whichever comes first. That's that. Enjoy!