A
Today I saw her brother, he said she's with another
They,ve gone away together - you'd better speak to Heather
D
And so I spoke to Heather at first about the weather
And then about her sister and how I really missed her,
A
And maybe she could tell her I've still got her umbrella
She prized it rather highly - it saved her once in Filey;
D
It came on all torrential and therefore it's essential
You tell me where she's living so it to her I'm giving.
A D
Broadstairs, she's in Broadstairs
A D A
She's in Broadstairs, B for Broadstairs.
A
Apparently she's seeing a bloke who used to be in
Acidic Regulator from nearer the equator
D
I couldn't bear to listen or stand to see them kissing.
Unable to forgive her I jumped into the river
A
I'm on another planet, she's on the Isle of Thanet
I wake up on a trolley and realise the folly
D
I tell them I can manage - there isn't any damage
And as I'm being led out I get my A to Z out.
A D
Broadstairs, she's in Broadstairs
A D A
She's in Broadstairs, B for Broadstairs.
