[intro]
C G Am F x2
[verse 1]
C G Am F
L.A. tried to tell me I wasn't very pretty
C G Am F
And they don't give a prize to girls who are witty
C G
So fuck you in the face
Am F
You need to get out of this place
C G
To the flyover states
Am F C G Am F
And remember what people look like
[verse 2]
C G Am F
In Buffalo the girls don't have to be underweight
C G Am F
They have hips and boobs and even menstruate
C G Am F
And all of my friends still have real noses
C G
And the boys like them anyway
Am F
So the problem I suppose is
Am Em
You gotta let go of your stupid ideal
Am G
Try to see the beauty in what's real
[chorus 1]
C G Am F
I'm pretty in Buffalo
C G Am F
I'm a sexy bitch there, don't you know?
C G Am F
The boys like me in Buffalo
C G Am F C G Am F
And if you don't believe me, I'll tell you where you can go
C G Am F
[verse 3]
C G Am F
You say you wanna find a girl who has it all
C G Am F
Hotter than Gisele and funnier than Lucille Ball
C G
In the battle of wits and tits
Am F
We both know which way you'll go
C G Am F
But "I Love Gisele" wasn't the name of that TV show
Am Em
I'm from a town where mullets aren't ironic
Am G
So when I go home people want it
[chorus 2]
C G Am F
I'm pretty in Buffalo
C G Am F
I'm a foxy motherfucker there, don't you know?
C G Am F
The girls like me in Buffalo
C G Am F C G Am F
And if you don't believe me, I'll tell you what you can blow
C G Am F
[break]
Am G
I could wear Lee Press-On Nails
C D
And Carhartt gear and crunchy bangs
F G
And still be in the fashion show at the mall
Am G
I could drink beer every night
C D
And eat nothing but chicken wings
F G
And still pick up dudes at the pool hall
C G Am F x4
[chorus 3]
C G Am F
And I'm pretty in Buffalo
C G Am F
I'm all over your face there, don't you know?
C G Am F
They all wanna fuck me in Buffalo
C G Am F C G Am F
So maybe I should just pack my shit and go
[outro]
C G Am F C*- let ring
