Song: Punky's dilemma Artist: Simon & Garfunkel Composer: Paul Simon Album: Old friends Tabbed by DJ ('DiddyD' on ultimateGuitar.com) 19th Mar 2014 CAPO: 4th fret (Sounds in the key of E) N.B. Please IGNORE ANY POP-UP CHORD BOXES the website might automatically suggest and use the typed shapes shown below: Chord names and fret positions are relative to the capo: Cmaj7 = x32000 G = 320003 Fmaj7 = x33210 Cmaj7 * = x32003 F = 133211 G6 = x55430 Dm7 = xx0211 Am7 = x02010 Link to a rare 38 second video clip of the duo playing this live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqVm_7N8DEI ****************************************************************** [Intro] Cmaj7 Cmaj7 * ||: / / / / | / / / / :|| [x2] [Verse 1] Cmaj7 Dm7 Wish I was a Kellogg's cornflake, G Cmaj7 Cmaj7 * Cmaj7 Cmaj7 * Floating in my bowl, taking mov - ies, | / / / / | Cmaj7 Dm7 C Cmaj7 Relaxed in a while, living in style, F Cmaj7 Talking to a raisin who occasionally plays L. A. Cmaj7 Cmaj7 * | / / / / | / / / / | Cmaj7 Am7 Fmaj7 G6 Casually glancing at his toup - ee! Cmaj7 Cmaj7 * | / / / / | / / / / | [Verse 2] Cmaj7 Dm7 Wish I was an English muffin, G Cmaj7 Cmaj7 * Cmaj7 Cmaj7 * About to make the most out of a toast - er, | / / / / | Cmaj7 Dm7 C Cmaj7 I'd ease myself down, coming up brown, F Cmaj7 I prefer the Boysenberry more than any ordinary jam, Cmaj7 Cmaj7 * | / / / / | / / / / | Cmaj7 Am7 Fmaj7 G6 I'm a 'Citizens for Boysenberry jam' fan! [Bridge] Fmaj7 Cmaj7 Cmaj7 * Oh---------, South Cali - fornia------------! | / / / / | / / / / | [Verse 3] Cmaj7 Dm7 If I become a First Lieutenant, G Cmaj7 Cmaj7 * Would you put my photo on your pia - no? Cmaj7 Cmaj7 * (Du -du -du -du -du -du'n'du -du!) Cmaj7 Dm7 C Cmaj7 (Du -du!) 'To Mary Jane, best wishes Martin!', F Cmaj7 Old Roger, draft dodger, leaving by the basement door, Cmaj7 Cmaj7 * | / / / / | / / / / | Cmaj7 Am7 Fmaj7 G6 Fmaj7 Cmaj7 Everybody knows what he's tippy - toeing down there for! Cmaj7 Cmaj7 * | / / / / | / / / / | [Verse 4] Cmaj7 Dm7 G | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | (Oh, really?) Cmaj7 Cmaj7 * Cmaj7 Cmaj7 * | / / / / | / / / / | Cmaj7 Dm7 C Cmaj7 | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | [Coda] Cmaj7 Dm7 ||: / / / / | / / / / :|| [Repeat, and end on Cmaj7]