So this is standard tuning EADGBe He plays only 4 chords with a French twist: a form of A, G, F, and another G*. Listen to song for strumming pattern. A G F G* e |------5----------3---------1----------x--| B |------7----------5---------3----------x--| G |------6----------4---------2----------x--| D |------7----------5---------3----------3--| A |------5----------3---------1----------3--| E |------5----------3---------1----------3--| INTRO: A G G* x2 VERSE 1 A Talkin' about my new french girlfriend G we met yesterday her name's Renee F A armpit hairs and black berets. G F A she drinks her coffee on ambrettes G F A she always looks like she's depressed G F A A G A G G* she smokes before, during, and after sex yeah. VERSE 2 Talkin' about my new french girlfriend dresses like a mime likes cheese and wine and we share the same bra size. And she made me grow a thin mustache and now i look just like her dad coincidentally his name is Renee too yeah BRIDGE G F A And when we kiss nothin' but tongue G F A she hasn't showered in a month G F A A G A G G* and did i mention the bitch don't like to shower. OUTRO: A G A F G A The chords just repeat with the verses. Hope this is good. Rate it well.