Opening: e---3-3--------3-3-------3-3-----| b---4-4--------4-4-------4-4-----| g---5-5--------5-5-------5-5-----| d---5-5--------5-5-------5-5-----| a--3----------3---------3--------| e-------3-6--------3-6-------3-6-| Cm There is a beggar in the mirror babe He's been standing there since noon He's asking for a sacrament But he's singing out of tune Fm There is a beggar in the mirror babe He's got a monkey on his knees Cm He jitters as he falls asleep Reminiscent of the trees G Bb Oh what a strange, strange way G Bb To make me start my day Fm With the news Of theses Subconscious, Overly-Familiar Blues e---3-3--------3-3-------3-3------x-x-x-x-| b---4-4--------4-4-------4-4------x-x-x-x-| g---5-5--------5-5-------5-5------x-x-x-x-| d---5-5--------5-5-------5-5------x-x-x-x-| a--3----------3---------3---------x-x-x-x-| e-------3-6--------3-6-------3-6--x-x-x-x-| Cm There is a French girl in the mirror babe She's wearing satin strings Her dog is named Toulouse Lautrec He's seen some dirty things Fm There's a piano in the mirror babe But all it's keys are black Cm The monkey's playing muted horn The French girl's playing cello in the back G Bb Oh what a strange, strange way G Bb To make me start my day Fm With the news Of theses Subconscious, Overly-Familiar Blues e---3-3--------3-3-------3-3------x-x-x-x-| b---4-4--------4-4-------4-4------x-x-x-x-| g---5-5--------5-5-------5-5------x-x-x-x-| d---5-5--------5-5-------5-5------x-x-x-x-| a--3----------3---------3---------x-x-x-x-| e-------3-6--------3-6-------3-6--x-x-x-x-| Cm There is a bottle in the mirror babe And it's full of past regrets The beggar and the French girl Are drinking to forget Fm There is a windmill in the mirror babe Which the monkey painted red Cm There are hookers singing lullabies For all the tears the beggar shed G Bb Oh what a strange, strange way G Bb To make me start my day Fm With the news Of theses Subconscious, Overly-Familiar Blues e---3-3--------3-3-------3-3------x-x-x-x-| b---4-4--------4-4-------4-4------x-x-x-x-| g---5-5--------5-5-------5-5------x-x-x-x-| d---5-5--------5-5-------5-5------x-x-x-x-| a--3----------3---------3---------x-x-x-x-| e-------3-6--------3-6-------3-6--x-x-x-x-| Cm There is a midget in the mirror babe And a giant on his head And the midget's made of gummy-bears And the giant's made of led Fm There is a beggar in the mirror babe He's howling at the moon Cm He's asking for repentance But he's singing out of tune G Bb Oh what a strange, strange way G Bb To make me start my day Fm With the news Of theses Subconscious, Overly-Familiar Blues e---3-3--------3-3-------3-3-----| b---4-4--------4-4-------4-4-----| g---5-5--------5-5-------5-5-----| d---5-5--------5-5-------5-5-----| a--3----------3---------3--------| e-------3-6--------3-6-------3-6-|