Intro: Bmi7sus4 Gmaj7 (no3)
Verse:
Bmi7sus4
I have an ex-girlfriend who says, I'm the reason she's a whore,
Gma7 (no3)
As if my lack of attention found a way, to make her dress hit his floor.
Bmi7sus4
A former friend that claims, I'm the reason for his shortcomings,
Gma7 (no3)
As if his drug-ridden mind, Is not why he's failing.
Chorus:
Asus4 Bmi7sus4
Something tells me that you are not impressed,
Gma7 (no3)
With my Star Wars t-shirt, or black rimmed glasses,
Asus4 Bmi7sus4
The ability to quote, poetry on a whim,
Gma7 (no3)
Especially Bukowski, Darling are you turned on yet?
Intro: Bmi7sus4 Gmaj7 (no3)
Bmi7sus4
I have a mom and dad that say, I need to learn to call more often,
Gma7 (no3)
As if there's still hope I'll find, hope in a normal life.
Bmi7sus4
My dad just smiles and says, I need to learn to be more social,
Gma7 (no3)
They try and try, I swear they try; I'm still a fucking letdown.
Chorus:
Asus4 Bmi7sus4
Something tells me that you are not impressed,
Gma7 (no3)
With my Star Wars t-shirt, or black rimmed glasses,
Asus4 Bmi7sus4
The ability to quote, poetry on a whim,
Gma7 (no3) Asus4 Bmi7sus4 Gma7(no3)
Especially Bukowski, Darling are you turned on yet?
Asus4 Bmi7sus4 Gma7(no3)
Are you turned on yet?
Asus4 Bmi7sus4 Gma7(no3)
Are you turned on yet?
