Capo 2nd Fret Chords Used in Relation to Capo: G 320033 C x32010 D xx0232 Em 022000 Bm x24432 Intro: G G Well let me tell you something let me tell you so This could be the one thing that you really need to know C You got to stop once in a while G And shake off that face of yours Em Bm Cause nothing comes easy no it just comes free Em Bm D You could sing it better if you'd sing it for me oh sister G Well I cannot claim this advice as my own I learned it in the gutter one night coming home C G She said "Don't you look ridiculous" I checked her out meticulously Em Bm I would've stopped to argue but my teeth were broke Em Bm D I said "I'd love to contradict you but my life's a joke oh sister" Chorus: G She said I'm no genius and I've lost my self The books are on the table and the secrets on the shelf C And it's one time keep it slow wind them up and here we go G Get it right today and you may still be here tomorrow D Some said she was saintly to some she was a swinger C G Me I only knew here as an acid jazz singer come on G Well I'm a lucky man and maybe so is she And maybe this is just the way it has to be C G It's all based on speculation seems a crazy occupation to me Em Bm And though I didn't much believe her I was bound to call Em Bm D I really didn't want to miss a single thing at all oh sister Chorus: G She said I'm no genius and I've lost my self The books are on the table and the secrets on the shelf C And it's one time keep it slow wind them up and here we go G Get it right today and you may still be here tomorrow D Some said she was saintly to some she was a swinger C G Me I only knew here as an acid jazz singer come on Chorus: G She said I'm no genius and I've lost my self The books are on the table and the secrets on the shelf C And it's one time keep it slow wind them up and here we go G Get it right today and you may still be here tomorrow D Some said she was saintly to some she was a swinger C G Me I only knew here as an acid jazz singer come on D I haven't seen her lately man I have to ring her C G Put your hands together for the acid jazz singer come on