I Don't Know Who You Are ------------------------ D You say hello Em And I say hello back D You say it's nice to Em See me again, crap D This conversation just keeps going Em Want to get through this without you knowing D You can see it in my eyes Em My calculating bullshit lies D You look at me so appalled Em D Em 'cause I don't recognize you at all D Now am I an asshole Em Or are you just boring? D Em 'Cause one of these two things must be true D Em Am I self absorbed, preoccupied, and shockingly cunty D Em Or is there just nothing memorable about you? G A Well even if I'm arrogant and totally suck G A I'm still betting on the latter 'cause you're bland as fuck. D I don't know who you are Em I don't have a freaking clue D So get a catchphrase, get an accent Em Fuck your face up with a tattoo D Okay, so fine, so now you know Em That I don't know, so there you go D Em That you don't even look a little familiar to me D Em And I blame you D Em I blame you D I'm willing to bet Em This happens to you a lot D This can't be the first Em Blank stare that you've got D You're a sand-filled desert without a mirage Em You're a Honda Accord in a parking garage D You're camouflage on camouflage Em You're a dumb white guy on entourage D You've chosen no form of expression Em D Yet expect to make an impression D Now am I a shithead Em Or are you just blugh? D Em Hey I think that question is pretty fair D Em You're looking at me like I just drop-kicked a baby D Em But I won't remember you anyway so I don't care G A Your overwhelming averageness is such a drag G A So fix the situation or wear a name tag D I don't know who you are Em Not even a little bit D Carry nun-chucks, adopt a black kid Em To make people give a shit D Okay, so fine, so now you know Em That I don't know, so there you go D Em That you don't even look a little familiar to me D Em And I blame you D Em I blame you D Em I blame you D Em I blame you D And I blame you >Transcribed by Lusi (lusimail[at]gmail[dot]com)