E
I've seen your new boyfriend
He's really good looking
G/bar
If he was a rent boy
I'd probably book him
A/bar
Not that I'm really into that stuff
E
I'm just saying your boyfriend's incredibly buff
E
He's a really nice face
really nice hair
G/bar
He's really polite
And he's really aware
A/bar
He's got really nice teeth
A really nice tan
E.
And he's really relaxed
When the sh!t hits the fan.
E
But he makes ya look fat
G/bar
He makes you look ugly
Like a man
A/bar
He makes ya look old
Just like his nan
E
Yeah he makes you look fat
He makes you look faaaaaaaaaat
G/bar
Yeah he makes you look lardy round the arse
A/bar
Don't ya know that he's in a different class?
E
Yeah he makes you look fat.
E
You two together
What's wrong with this picture?
G/bar
You need a man
Who's waist line will eclipse ya
A/bar
You need a man
Who's a little more shoddy
E.
A gap in his teeth
And an imperfect body
E
It's nothing you've done
You've just shot far too high
G/bar
You get ignored
While they give him the eye
A/bar
Don't get me wrong
I'm not saying your fat
E.
It's just anyone would look fat
If they're sat next to that.
E
Yeah he makes you look fat
G/bar
He makes ya look ugly in the face
A/bar
Don't ya know that you're looking out of place?
E
Yeah he makes you look fat
He makes you look faaaaaaaaaaaaat
G/bar
He makes you look fat
oh yes indeed
Don't ya know that
G/bar
He's well out of your league
E
Yeah he makes you look fat.
E
I've got a solution
You might like to try it
G/bar
You won't have to jog
And ya won't have to diet
A/bar
I'm sure you will see
To a certain degree
E
How good looking you'd be
If ya stood next to me.
E
I can make ya look fit
G/bar
I can make ya look much fitter than him
A/bar
Look at my saggy double chin
E
I can make ya look fit
I can make ya look fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
G/bar
I can make ya look fit
Oh yes I can
Don't ya know that I am your ideal man
E,E,E
I can make ya look fit,fit,fit
E
I can make ya look fit..
