G
I don't like fancy learnin' books.
C
I don't like apple tarts.
G
I don't like cozy breakfast nooks.
D7
I don't like modern arts.
G
Well I like farts,
C
Yes I like farts,
D G
I like long farts short farts wet farts your farts, I like farts.
G
If you got hearts (Oh I got hearts)
C
Let's hear those farts (How do I start)
D G
Well Peter I will help you get your fart song started
(Fart noises using G-C-D until satisfied) 