Suicide by Paul McCartney Unreleased song featured on One Hand Clapping, the reissue of the McCartney album, and the Michael Parkinson Show in 1999. INTRO: G9 Girls it's been my pleasure C C6 G/B Am To know quite a lot of you Dm And in the main G9 C You're pretty sane, it's true Am Dm7 But there are a few who do to G9 C doo ti doo too beautiful a job Ddim7 C It isn't quite what they planned Ddim7 G7 C When the man gets the upper hand Ddim7 C He's takin' her for a ride Ddim7 G7 C I'd call it suicide VERSE: C Dm7 Em Eb If when she tries to run a - way G/D G C And he calls her back, she comes C Dm7 Em Eb If there's a next time, he's o - kay G/D G C Cause she's under both his thumbs CHORUS: Em Eb She limps along to his side Dm7 G Singing a song of ruin, I'd C C/E F bet he says nothin' doin' C Em Eb Dm G C I-I-I-I I'd call it suicide VERSE: C Dm7 Em Eb She loves to ride in big parades. G/D G C But he wouldn't so she won't. C Dm7 Em Eb She needs at least a dozen maids. G/D G C But if he says no she don't. CHORUS: Em Eb He wishes she knew his side. Dm7 G Soon there'll be trouble brewin' I'd C C/E F bet he says nothin' doin' C Em Eb Dm G C I-I-I-I I'd call it suicide BRIDGE: C C/E F G7 Sui - cide, she's com - mitin' it C C/E F G7 Sui - cide, he's not gettin' it C C/E F G7 C Sui - cide, it's a quittin' a day. C Dm7 Em Eb G/D G C C Dm7 Em Eb G/D G C CHORUS: Em Eb She limps along to his side Dm7 G Singing a song of ruin, I'd C C/E F bet he says nothin' doin' C Em Eb Dm G C I-I-I-I I'd call it suicide OUTRO: C C/E F G7 Sui - cide, she's com - mitin' it C C/E F G7 Sui - cide, he's not gettin' it C C/E F G7 C Sui - cide, it's a quittin' a day.