Intro: e-77777777--1010101010101010-------| B-88888888-- 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8-------| G-99999999-- 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9-------| D----------------------------------| A----------------------------------| E----------------------------------| Em C Sitting in the living room, staring at the decorations D C Feels so out of place in this house Em C Sucking on a toffee apple, munching on some pumpkin pie D C Seems so out of place in his mouth Em C D C Such incongruous cuisine, he eats a tangerine to clean his palate Em C D Someone get that man a mince pie, before he starts to cry C Ding dong merrily on high C D G What does Santa Claus do for Halloween? D C Oh, woah oh C D Em What does Santa Claus do for Halloween? Em Trick or treaters come a-knocking C D C At Saint Nicholas' door, but he ain't got no candy for them Em C Trick or treaters getting angry, throwing eggs at Santa's door D C But he tells them they'll be sorry come December 24 Em C This holiday, it makes no sense, no Gold no Myrrh no Frankincense D C Baby Jesus would be taking offence Em C D Santa's slouching by the fire in his jovial attire C He collapses to his knees, won't somebody help him - please? C D G What does Santa Claus do for Halloween? D C Oh, woah oh C D Em What does Santa Claus do for Halloween? C D G What does Santa Claus do for Halloween? D C Oh, woah oh C D Em What does Santa Claus do for Halloween? C D And he lights a Jack-o-lantern, and he throws it in the road G C And the kids all start a-screaming as the lantern does explode C D But the parents of those kiddies hold old Santa to the ground G C Now Saint Nick is quite surrounded and Halloween is safe and sound C D G Oh, what does Santa Claus do for Halloween? D C Oh, woah oh C D Em What does Santa Claus do for Halloween?