CAPO 1
CHORDS
E - 022100
A - x02220
C#m - x46654
F# - 244322
B - x24442
E - 022100
G# - 466544
Em - 022000
Fm - 133111
[Verse 1]
E A E A
You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too much
E A E A
I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutch
E A E A
I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I can
E A E A
Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan
[Chorus]
C#m F# B E
But I am the greatest motherfucker that you're ever gonna meet
A E G# C#m
From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
E B G#
So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
C#m F# A E
And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
C#m F# A E
You could be laughing 65% more of the time
[Verse 2]
E A E A
Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of course
E A E A
I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpse
E A E A
I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can conceal
E A E A
You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel
[Chorus]
C#m F# B E
But I am the greatest motherfucker that you're ever gonna meet
A E G# C#m
From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
E B G#
So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
C#m F# A E
And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
C#m F# A E
You could be laughing 65% more of the time
[Bridge]
G D
I should have practiced my scales
G D
I should not be attracted to males
F C
But you said I should learn to love myself
F Fm E
Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein.
[Instrumental] - Em A x2
[Chorus]
C#m F# B E
But I am the greatest motherfucker that you're ever gonna meet
A E G# C#m
From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
E B G#
So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
C#m F# A E
And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
C#m F# A E
You could be laughing 65% more of the time
C#m F# B E
But I am the greatest motherfucker that you're ever gonna meet
A E G# C#m
From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
E B G#
So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
C#m F# A E
And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
C#m F# A E
You could be laughing 63% more of the time
C#m F# A E
You could be laughing 25% more of the time
