This is a fantastic group that I'm so glad that I stumbled upon. This chord tab is based off of the youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xraBEAoMNX8 If you are having any troubles with the rhythm of the song, please listen to the song or watch the video I provided. Also, when you've made your final judgement on the tab, please rate and leave a comment. Chords: lowE A D G B e F5:1 3 X X X X Bb5:X 1 3 X X X C5:X 3 5 X X X D5:X 5 7 X X X F5*:X 8 10X X X Bb5*:6 8 X X X X [Intro] F5 Bb5 C5 Bb5 [Verse 1] F5 Bb5 I have this dream that I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat C5 Bb5 And he is screaming and crying for help F5 Bb5 And maybe halfway through it has more to do with me killing him C5 Bb5 Then it ever did protecting myself F5 Bb5 And I believe that yeah, dad, maybe no one is perfect C5 Bb5 But I believe that you were pushing your luck F5 It just sucks it played out like this Bb5 C5 Bb5 A terrible movie none of the actors even give a fuck [Pre-Chorus] D5 C5 But you look good tonight girlfriend, Bb5 Can I sleep in your bed? D5 C5 And when I crawl out in the morning, F5 Bb5 C5 Can I stay inside your head? [Chorus] Bb5 C5 D5 'Cause you were high school F5* Bb5* And I was just more like real life Bb5 C5 D5 And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend F5* Bb5* But I was just more like his wife Bb5 C5 And it was okay D5 I'll wear the makeup F5* Bb5* I'll do whatever he wants all night Bb5 C5 D5 'Cause you were okay as a girlfriend F5* Bb5* But I was just more like his wife. [Verse 2] F5 A long, long, long, long, long, long, long time ago Bb5 my great, great, great, great grandfather took something that did not belong to him C5 And that is why today I have an eagle in my veins Bb5 I am part Native American F5 And I am leaving as soon as I come, Bb5 As soon as I come you will probably forget my name C5 Bb5 I hope I fall asleep at the wheel and crash my car on the ride home [Pre-Chorus] D5 C5 But you look good tonight girlfriend, Bb5 Can I sleep in your bed? D5 C5 And when I crawl out in the morning, F5 Bb5 C5 Can I stay inside your head? [Chorus] Bb5 C5 D5 'Cause you were high school F5* Bb5* And I was just more like real life Bb5 C5 D5 And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend F5* Bb5* But I was just more like his wife Bb5 C5 And it was okay D5 I'll wear the makeup F5* Bb5* I'll do whatever he wants all night Bb5 C5 D5 'Cause you were okay as a girlfriend F5* Bb5* But I was just more like real life. F5 More like real life! And that should be that for the acoustic version of Father by The Front Bottoms. As I've stated before, please rate and comment my tab when you have made your final judgement. And, if you liked this tab, feel free to stop by my profile page on this site and check out some of the others. And feel free to also join my "UGs Online Debate" group where you get to debate and argue with other UG people over music topics. -I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.