Credit to Mattman573 for the lyrics and basic chords, I just changed a few that in
my opinion sound closer.
Crackin' song.
[Verse]
G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
D7 G
I've seen those English dramas too
Am
They're cruel
G
So if there's any other way
D7
To spell the word
G Am
It's fine with me, with me
C D
Why would you speak to me that way
G Am
Especially when I always said that I
C D
Haven't got the words for you
G Am
All your diction dripping with disdain
C
Through the pain
D G
I always tell the truth
G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
D7 G
I climbed to Dharamsala too
Am
I did
G
I met the highest lama
D7
His accent sounded fine
G Am
to me, to me
[Chorus]
C
Check your handbook
D
It's no trick
G
Take the chapstick
Am
Put it on your lips
C
Crack a smile
D
Adjust my tie
G Am
Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys
[Verse]
C D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
G Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
C D
Why would you lie about anything at all?
G Am
First the window, then it's to the wall
C D G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth
[Solo]
G D7 G Am G D7 G Am
C D G Am C D G Am
[Chorus]
C
Check your passport
D
It's no trick
G
Take the chapstick
Am
Put it on your lips
C
Crack a smile
D
Adjust my tie
G Am
Know your butler, unlike other guys
C D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
G Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
C D
Why would you lie about anything at all?
G Am
First the window, then it's through the wall
C D
Why would you tape my conversations?
G
Show your paintings
Am
At the United Nations
C D G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth
