A# C
When i wake up at night, and im feeling horny,
G A# G A#
i get up out of my bed, and i switch on my tv.
A# C
i slip in a porno, it gives me a boner
G A# G A#
i reach across the table, i grab my telephone.
CHORUS
A# C
I dial 1800 transvestite sluts
G A# G A#
They got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks
A# C G A# G A#
1800 transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak yeah
A#,C,G,A#/G/A# ,A#,C,G,A#/G/A#
A# C
I slip into my panties, into my fishnets
G A# G A#
i rub some spit upmy ass my man pussy is wet
A# C
i grab my anal probe and i ram it home
G A# G A#
while i roughly masturbate my throbbing bone (and i dial)
CHORUS then
BRIDGE
E G
and in the day, when nobodies home
A# C
i feel the k k calling of my telephone
E G
i grab my dildo,my ky jelly
A# C
my ass is lubed up, i switch on my tv (and i dial)
A# C
I dial 1800 transvestite sluts
G A# G A#
They got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks
A# C G A# G A#
1800 transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak
A# C
1800 yeah the trannies are comin
G A# G A#
They are jacking off and they will give you a bumming
A# C
1800 yeah you better run fast
G A#
cause they will suck your dick and fuck your ass yeah heaah
OUTRO (repeat)
#a C G A#/G/A#
la la la la lala lalala la la la lala lalalala
