Warren Zevon - Numb as a statue Chorded by; PJ Spoken: Let's do another bad one then 'cause I like it when the blood drains from theirs face Intro: Bb C F x2 Bb C F I'm numb as a statue Bb C Dm I may have to beg, borrow or steal Bb C F Some feelings from you Bb C F So I can have some feelings too Bb C F x2 Bb C F I'm pale as a ghost Gm A Bb You know what I love about you Dm C F And that's what I need the most Bb C F I'm gonna beg, borrow or steal Bb C F Some feelings from you Bb C Dm I'm gonna beg, borrow or steal Bb C F So I can have some feelings too F Gm And I don't care if it's superficial Bb F You don't have to dig down deep F Gm Just bring enough for the ritual Bb C Dm C F Get here before I fall asleep Bb C F Bb C F Ain't nothing special Bb C F When the present meets the past Bb C Dm I've always taken care of business Bb C F I've paid my first and last Bb C Dm Now can I get a witness? Solo: Bb C F Gm A Bb Dm C F F Gm And I don't care if it's superficial Bb F You don't have to dig down deep F Gm Just bring enough for the ritual Bb C Dm C F Get here before I fall asleep Bb C F Bb C F Well, I'm numb as a statue Bb C Dm I may have to beg, borrow or steal Bb C F Some feelings from you Bb C F So I can have some feelings too Bb C F I'm pale as a ghost Gm A Bb You know what I love about you Dm C F And that's what I need the most Bb C F I'm gonna beg, borrow or steal Bb C F Some feelings from you Bb C Dm I'm gonna beg, borrow or steal Bb C F So I can have some feelings too Bb C F I'm gonna beg, borrow or steal Bb C F Some feelings from you Bb C Dm I'm gonna beg, borrow or steal Bb C F So I can have some feelings too Bb C F Bb C F Bb C Dm Dm C F x2