BAND: Know Eff Ecks SONG: Mie Stepp Dads uh Cop & Mie Step Momms uh Dom Really catchy and loads of fun to play but alas, it didn't make it onto Self Entitled Here you go, enjoy! NOFX MY STEP DAD'S A COP & MY STEP MOM'S A DOMME . - i think is called stacato (play the chord and then cut it really quick) pm - palm mute ---intro gtr 1 G D C D E C B A G D C D E C B A e|-------------------------------|-------------------------------| B|-------------------------------|-------------------------------| G|--------7-7-5-7-9-9-9-95-5-----|--------7-7-5-7-9-9-9-95-5-----| D|-5-5-5-57-7-5-7-9-9-9-95-5-5-7-|-5-5-5-57-7-5-7-9-9-9-95-5-5-7-| A|-5-5-5-55-5-3-5-7-7-7-73-3-2-7-|-5-5-5-55-5-3-5-7-7-7-73-3-2-7-| E|-3-3-3-3---------------------5-|-3-3-3-3---------------------5-| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . mel and hefe G D C D E C B A G D C D E C B A e|-------------------------------|-------------------------------| B|-------------------------------|-------------------------------| G|--------7-7-5-7-9-9-9-95-5-----|--------7-7-5-7-9-9-9-95-5-----| D|-5-5-5-57-7-5-7-9-9-9-95-5-5-7-|-5-5-5-57-7-5-7-9-9-9-95-5-5-7-| A|-5-5-5-55-5-3-5-7-7-7-73-3-2-7-|-5-5-5-55-5-3-5-7-7-7-73-3-2-7-| E|-3-3-3-3---------------------5-|-3-3-3-3---------------------5-| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ---verse C G D E e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-5555555555555555------------------7777777777777777-9999999999999999--| A|-3333333333333333-5555555555555555-5555555555555555-7777777777777777--| E|------------------3333333333333333------------------------------------| [pm ] C G D C e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------7777777777777777-1717171717171717--| D|-5555555555555555------------------7777777777777777-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--| A|-3333333333333333-5555555555555555-5555555555555555-1515151515151515--| E|------------------3333333333333333------------------------------------| [pm ] C G D E e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-5555555555555555------------------7777777777777777-9999999999999999--| A|-3333333333333333-5555555555555555-5555555555555555-7777777777777777--| E|------------------3333333333333333------------------------------------| [pm ] C D D e|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------7777777777777777-| that my... D|-5555555555555555------------------7777777777777777-| A|-3333333333333333-5555555555555555-5555555555555555-| E|------------------3333333333333333------------------| [pm ] They both wear uniforms. They both have shiny boots They both use unnecessary force. One whips, one shoots They both have a nightstick. They both are sadistic They both have a tough beat. I think its kind of neat ---chorus G E C G G E C D e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| G|--------9-99-9999-5-5-5-5----------|--------9-99-9999-5-5-5557-77-7777-| D|-5-5-5-59-99-9999-5-5-5-55-55-5555-|-5-5-5559-99-9999-5-5-5557-77-7777-| A|-5-5-5-57-77-7777-3-3-3-35-55-5555-|-5-5-5557-77-7777-3-3-3335-55-5555-| E|-3-3-3-3-----------------3-33-3333-|-3-3-333---------------------------| . . . . . . . . E D G C G E C G e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| G|-9-9-9997-77-777---------5-55-5555-|--------9-99-9999-5-5-5-5----------| D|-9-9-9997-77-777--5-5-5-55-55-5555-|-5-5-5-59-99-9999-5-5-5-55---------| A|-7-7-7775-55-555--5-5-5-53-33-3333-|-5-5-5-57-77-7777-3-3-3-35---------| E|------------------3-3-3-3----------|-3-3-3-3-----------------3---------| . . . . . . . . . . . . that my step dads a cop and my step moms a domme I found a pair of handcuffs I dont know who they belong I dont wanna know what happens when my parents do something wrong oh my step dads a cop and my step moms a domme ---interlude G D C D E C B A e|-----------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------| G|-----------7-----5-7-9---------5---------| D|-5---------7-7-7-5-7-9-9-9-9-9-5-5-5-5-7-| A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-5-7-7-7-7-7-3-3-3-2-7-| E|-3-3-3-3-3-----------------------------5-| [pm ] [ ] [ ] [ ] ---verse 2 C G D E D e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-5555555555555555------------------7777777777777777-99999999-77777777-| A|-3333333333333333-5555555555555555-5555555555555555-77777777-55555555-| E|------------------3333333333333333------------------------------------| [pm ] C G D C^ e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------7777777777777777-1717171717171717--| D|-5555555555555555------------------7777777777777777-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--| A|-3333333333333333-5555555555555555-5555555555555555-1515151515151515--| E|------------------3333333333333333------------------------------------| [pm ] C G D E e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-5555555555555555------------------7777777777777777-9999999999999999--| D|-5555555555555555-5555555555555555-7777777777777777-9999999999999999--| A|-3333333333333333-5555555555555555-5555555555555555-7777777777777777--| E|------------------3333333333333333------------------------------------| C D e|-----------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------| G|-5555555555555555-7777777777777777-| that my... D|-5555555555555555-7777777777777777-| A|-3333333333333333-5555555555555555-| E|-----------------------------------| They both lock people up. They both keep people down They do their crazy jobs when im not around To serve and protect,to get served with respect They both think i suspect ---chorus 2 G E C G G E C G step mom's a domme and my step dad's a cop. I can't explain the things I hear when I eavesdrop. E D G C G E C D I found a can of pepperspray beneath a riding crop. Oh, my step mom's a domme and my step dad's a cop. ---chorus 3 (gimme another key!) *- 11 (double digits get messy in tab) A F# D A A F# D E e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| G|--------*-**-****-7-7-7-7----------|--------*-**-****-7-7-7779-99-9999-| D|-7-7-7-7*-**-****-7-7-7-77-77-7777-|-7-7-777*-**-****-7-7-7779-99-9999-| A|-7-7-7-79-99-9999-5-5-5-57-77-7777-|-7-7-7779-99-9999-5-5-5557-77-7777-| E|-5-5-5-5-----------------5-55-5555-|-5-5-555---------------------------| . . . . . . . . F# E A D A F# D A e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| G|-*-*-***9-99-999---------7-77-7777-|--------*-**-****-7-7-7-7----------| D|-*-*-***9-99-999--7-7-7-77-77-7777-|-7-7-7-7*-**-****-7-7-7-77-77-7777-| A|-9-9-9997-77-777--7-7-7-75-55-5555-|-7-7-7-79-99-9999-5-5-5-57-77-7777-| E|------------------5-5-5-5----------|-5-5-5-5-----------------5-55-5555-| . . . . . . . . . . . . That my step dads a cop and my step moms a domme I found a pair of handcuffs, I don’t know who they belong I dont wanna know what happens when my dad does something wrong Oh, my step dads a cop and my step moms a domme ---outro A F# D A A F# D A e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| G|--------*-**-****-7-7-7-7----------|--------*-**-****-7-7-7-7----------| D|-7-7-7-7*-**-****-7-7-7-77-77-7777-|-7-7-7-7*-**-****-7-7-7-77-77-7777-| A|-7-7-7-79-99-9999-5-5-5-57-77-7777-|-7-7-7-79-99-9999-5-5-5-57-77-7777-| E|-5-5-5-5-----------------5-55-5555-|-5-5-5-5-----------------5-55-5555-| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Oh, my step dads a cop and my step moms a domme Oh, my step dads a cop and my step moms a domme A F# D A e|-------------------------------| B|-------------------------------| G|-----------------7---7-7-------| D|-7---7-7-4---4-4-7---7-7-7-----| A|-7---7-7-4---4-4-5---5-5-7-----| E|-5---5-5-2---2-2---------5-----| Oh, my step dads a cop and my step moms a domme Nice family bonding/bondage. Goodbye all -SHIMI (dysenteryandy)