A E
Well you say you only watch documentaries
A
And that bad cold you've got - that's the flu
D
And that book that you foisted upon me
A E A
I'll never read it, will you?
D A
Did you play in the Garden of Eden?
E A
Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?
D A
'Cos it seems to me you're the reason
E A
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.
E
Was it you who invented the school run?
A
At the Laboratoires Garnier, Gaul?
D
And is it you who's to stone for the motorway cone
A E A
Barry Venison and Davina McCall?
D A
Did you play in the Garden of Eden?
E A
Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?
D A
'Cos it seems to me you're the reason
E A
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.
Ah,regain it for me Rodney! (instr. A E E A A D A E A)
A E
Well we've both seen your personalised reg plates
A
And it's not the worst crime I agree
D
But we both know full well that it really should spell
A E A
T-W-A-T O-N-E.
D A
Did you play in the Garden of Eden?
E A
Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?
D A
'Cos it seems to me you're the reason
E A
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.
E A
You're the reason why Paradise Lost,
E A
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.
