[Intro]
C#m
E B G#m F# (2x)
[Verse 1]
E B
I could hear you coming, so I hid by the couch
E B
You were talking so loudly, I don't know what about
G#m B
You were drunker than high school, self-conscious and sweet
G#m B
I never ever felt so cool disguised in your sheets
[Chorus]
E B
But I'm a constant headache, a tooth out of line
E B
They try to make you regret it, you tell them, no not this time
G#m B
It's just a constant headache, a dead pet device
G#m B
You hang me up unfinished with the better part of me no longer mine
E B G#m F# (2x)
[Verse 2]
E B
And then you finally found me, pretending to sleep
E B
You said such nice things about me; I felt guilty and cheap
G#m B
You took two steps to the kitchen, just stared at the sink
G#m B
I couldn't hold back a smile; I still wish I could have seen you
E B
Having sex in the morning, your love was foreign to me
E B
It made me think maybe human's not such a bad thing to be
G#m B
But I just laid there in protest, entirely fucked
G#m B
It's such a stubborn reminder one perfect night's not enough
[Chorus]
E B
It's just a constant headache, a tooth out of line
E B
They try to make you regret it, you tell them, no not this time
G#m B
It's just a constant headache, a dead pet device
G#m B
You hang me up unfinished with the better part of me no longer mine
[Outro]
E E C#m B
G#m G#m B C#m (2x)
E
