[Verse]
F
I was a sexy little viper ruin
In the corner of a King Tut tomb
Dm Bb
When the hate train started
F
Going choo choo.
F
I was a rat on a burning ship
When we sunk, our fire got put out.
Dm Bb
It was just like the great plague,
C
It's like the birth of underwear.
[Verse]
Bb C
Hey dude I hate everything you do
F Dm
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Bb C F
Hating you won’t make you suck any less
F
I was a wheel in a war machine
Now I’m a toilet in a restaurant
Bb C
Somebody’s gotta do it
F
I know my place
F
I was a baby killing Cadillac
Now I’m a drug induced heart attack
Dm Bb
Somebody’s gotta do it
C
I know my place
Bb C
Hey dude I hate everything you do
F Dm
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Bb C F
Hating you won’t make you suck any less
G
Have you ever wanted to be
Bb
Have you ever wanted wanted to see
F F#
Someone better, in the mirror
G
Have you ever wanted to go
Bb
Have you ever wanted to know
F A
Somewhere greener, somewhere cleaner
Dm C Bb F E F
I bet you got something beautiful in mind
F
They’re gonna beat me till I’m black and blue
Give me a kokopelli face tattoo
Dm Bb
And I’ll tell you a secret
F
Crisis German for Williams
F
In the blood cult of the wayward youth
C F
I’ve got a bad case of the yellow flashlight blues
Dm Bb
Let me tell you some weird shit
Bb C
Civil war, civil war
Bb C
Hey dude I hate everything you do
F Dm
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Bb C F
Hating you won’t make you suck any less
