Lagwagon Falling Apart Blaze 2003 Fat Wreck Chords Submitted by: [email protected] Key: E Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: E - 022100 B - x24442 C#m - x46654 A - x02220 F#m - 244222 G# - 466544 G#m - 466444 D - xx0232 F - 133211 F# - 244322 B7 - x21202 Intro: E-G#-C#m-D-A-F-F#-B E-G#-C#m-B-A-B-E-- Verse 1: E G# C#m B A Hello welcome to the show Thought G#m F#m B E G# we broke up years ago What's up C#m B A B I just shit my pants Gambled and E E G# C#m B I lost Good times just blew out A G#m my knee I've fallen and I F#m B E G# can't get up Oh shit C#m B I think I broke my A B G# back Where's the wheelchair? Chorus 1: C#m A G# I'm old school C#m A G# I'm played out E Osteoporosis G# glaucoma and neurosis A The vultures circling B above our balding heads Verse 2: E G# C#m Second verse the B same as the first A G#m F#m I forgot the words B E G# C#m B again Railer lost my inhaler A B E Who's got a smoke for the Caper? E G# C#m B A G#m F#m B Hold on let me catch my breath E G# C#m B All right I feel better A B G# now Take it to the bridge Brdige: A E C#m I'll never be Ozzy On B A E stage when I'm fifty I'm gonna look G# A like Elvis By the time I'm forty A E C#m We're already bogus We're already B A E fading We'll never be The G# Rolling Stones I'm staying home Chorus 2: C#m--A-G#- x2 E G# Dementia and senility My failing A muscles atrophy I've lost all B ability Falling apart Interlude: E-G#-C#m-D-A-F-F#-B E-G#-C#m-B7-A-B-E-- Outro: E G# C#m B Blue hair brown teeth A G#m F#m B Failing livers defeat E G# C#m F#m Maybe we will try to pull A F#m E E(hold) it off For another year