Capo on fret 5
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intro :
G Em C D G Em C D
Em C D
Since you've been gone I feel so much better
Em C D
Cause I saw how mean you could be
Em C D
I used to want some explanation
Em C D
Now all I want is my Patsy Cline CD
C D
How I've waited for today
C Am D
When I could finally say
Chorus:
G
You jerk
Em
You jerk
G A
You are such a jerk
G Em
There are other words
C Cm D
But they just don't work
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G Em C D G Em C D
Em C D
Sometimes I wish I'd mailed you that letter
Em C D
That said the things I dare not say
Em C D
Instead I set the thing on fire
Em C D
I had to say this outloud anyway
C D
I'm so glad I found the nerve
C Am D
To say what you deserve
Chorus:
G
You jerk
Em
You jerk
G A
You are such a jerk
G Em
There are other words
C Cm D
But they just don't work
C
They try to be so cool
C
Insult you like a fool
D
Never take your call when you're nobody at all
D C
Until you're somebody and then they want to be your friend
D
How come jerks don't know they're jerks
(I don't know)
Em C D
So next time someone makes you feel little
Em C D
Just sing this song inside your head
Em C D
And like a great big cartoon bubble
Em C D
These lovely words will dance above their head
C D
How I've waited for today
C Am D
When I could finally say
G
You jerk
Em
You jerk
G A
You are such a jerk
G Em
There are other words
C Cm D
But they just don't work
Repeat Chorus 2x
