update 06/2014 - Kacey just released this one as a single on iTunes (http://smarturl.it/72ak6t) and I think it plays perfectly with this version, but let me know if you hear anything differently (note: I originally tabbed from the live version at opry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ugS08zy1cA) and this live acoustic performance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqtb6GPLHc0) Capo on 2nd fret Intro: G G You say that you're watching the birds out the window, well I got a bird you can watch C You ain't gotta act like you're borrowing eggs, just to see if my dishes are washed A What's it to you if it's Wednesday at noon D D7 And I've traded my iced tea for scotch C Keep your two cents on your side of the fence G Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors D7 G Nothing to see here go back to your trailer G You ain't gotta ask what I did to my hair, and whose underwear's on the line that ain't mine C I ain't gonna ask who's been mowing your grass so you ain't gotta ask who mows mine A Quit judging my job and my car and my clothes D D7 Get your nose out of your mini blinds C Keep your two cents on your side of the fence G Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors D7 G C G D D7 G Nothing to see here go back to your trailer E Don't ask me if I go to church G D I won't ask if your husband is still out of work E Am You try and claim high society C D But we get our mail on the same side of the street C Keep your two cents on your side of the fence G Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors D7 G (*) Nothing to see here go back to your trailer C You noisy bitch D7 G There ain?t nothing to see here go back to your trailer (*)Kacey does this quick picking after the G chord and before the C e------------------| B------------------| G------------------| D------------------| A----0--2--3-------| E--3---------------|