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Intro: E A B E
E
You ain't Dolly
A
And you ain't Porter
B7
She's a little bit fuller
B
And you're a whole lot shorter
E
Let's dance all night
B A
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
E
Cause you ain't Dolly
B E
No, and you ain't Porter
E B
Well I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots
B7 E
Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit
E A
That's cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night
B B7
Well if I get drunk enough to sing, hell I just might
E A
Hey now, don't you worry cowboy, cause I'll get you through
B E
We'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do
E
Cause you ain't Dolly
A
And you ain't Porter
B7
She's a little bit fuller
B
And you're a whole lot shorter
E
Let's drink all night
B A
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
E
Cause you ain't Dolly
B E
and you ain't Porter
A E B B7 E A B E
E B7
You'll probably see me country singing on The Voice someday
B E
Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey
E A
Why don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way
B B7
Well baby that sounds tempting, but I just can't stay
E A
Oh we won first prize cowboy, let's just split the dough
B E
Honey I will always love you, but we'll never know
E
Cause you ain't Dolly
A
And you ain't Porter
B7
She's a little bit fuller
B
Yeah, and you're a whole lot shorter
E B A
We danced all night and filled the jukebox full of quarters
E
Cause you ain't Dolly
B E A
And you ain't Porter, no
E
No, you ain't Dolly
B E
And you ain't Porter
