No Capo
Intro: D G
G C
Baby we've been together for a long, long time
D G
You get home from work and then we just turn out the lights
G C
Lately I've been dreaming you in leather, me in lace
D G
Let's put up the teddy bears, and get out the whips and chains
G
Give me weed instead of roses
C
Bring me whiskey instead of wine
D G
Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time
I don't need a card from Hallmark
C
Box of candy, heaven knows
D
Give me weed instead of roses
G
and let's see where it goes
G
Honey you don't have to worry
C
There ain't no one else for me
D G
Lately we have fallen under the same routine
C
I ain't getting any younger, oh but you don't seem to care
D G
Let's trade in the boxers for some sexy underwear
G
Give me weed instead of roses
C
Bring me whiskey instead of wine
D G
Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time
I don't need a card from Hallmark
C
Box of candy, heaven knows
D
Give me weed instead of roses
G
and let's see where it goes
C G D C D C D G
G
Let's send the kids to grandma
C
Call in sick to work
D
Put on some heavy metal
G
Rip the phone off of the hook
Go call your no-good brother
C
We both know what he's been growing
D
I'll be waiting with the whipped cream
G
And baby let's get going
G
Give me weed instead of roses
C
Bring me whiskey instead of wine
D G
Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time
I don't need a card from Hallmark
C
Box of candy, heaven knows
D
Give me weed instead of roses
G
and let's see where it goes
G
You pull out the Polaroid
C
And I'll strike a couple poses
D
Oh let's get a little wild
G
Bring me weed instead of roses
Outro: G
