Unknown Hinson - Your Man Is Gay
Chords: John Tyree
A beautiful Song by a real American Hero.
C/G
It's pert' near 12 O'clock
Dm
Do yo know where you husband is?
Dm7 G
You don't know where he's run off to
G7 C
And you don't know who's he runnin with
C/G
You say he never holds you tight
Dm
And he hangs out at that spot each night
Dm7 G
You wait up for him but he don't show
G7 C
Well darlin', there's smoethign you should know
Chorus:
F
Your man is gay
As a goose, darlin' (?)
C Asus4 A7
Gay, and that's the truth darlin
Dm7 G C
I hate to break the news to you this way
F
But, your man is gay
As a donned apparel.
C Asus4 A7
Gay, he's a flamin' arrow
Dm7 G
heads up, babe, your man is gay.
C/G
You say he reads a lot of muscle magazines
Dm
He likes antiques and french cuisine
Dm7 G
Well darlin, don't you know what all this means
G7 C
He's runnin' low on tostesterine
C/G
His favorite part of the super bowl
Dm
Is the locker room interviews
Dm7 G
Well just add 2 and 2,
G7
Hey darlin', it's time you got a clue
Chorus out
