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There once was a woman
A strange kind of woman.
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The kind that gets written down in history
Her name was Nancy, her face was nothing fancy
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She left a trail of happiness and misery
I loved her, everybody loved her
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She loved everyone and gave a good return
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I tried to take her I even tried to break her
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She said I ain t for taken won t you ever learn?
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I want you, I need you
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I gotta be near you
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I spent my money and I took a turn (x2)
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Oh got a strange kind of woman.
She looked like a raver
But I could never please her
On Wednesday mornings , boy you can t go far
I couldn t get her but things got better she said
Saturday nights from now on you re my star.
She finally said she loved me
I wed her in a hurry
No more callers and I glowed with pride
I m dreaming, I feel like screaming
I won my woman just before she died.
