xINTRO: Notes to last line of CHORUS [G7] All you [C] big and burly men who roll the trucks along Better listen, you'll be thankful, when you [G7] hear my song You have [C] really got made, if you're [F] haulin' goods [C] Any place on earth, but those [G7] Haynesville [C] Woods. CHORUS [C] It's a stretch of road, up [F] north in Maine That's [C] never ever, ever seen a [G7] smile If they [C] buried all the trucker's [F] lost in them woods There'd be a [C] tombstone [G7] ev'ry [C] mile Count 'Em [F] off, there'D be A [C] tomb-stone [G7] ev'ry [C] mile. [G7] When you're loaded with potatoes and you're headed down You gotta drive the Woods to get to Boston town When it's winter up in Maine, better check it over twice That Haynesville Road is just a ribbon of ice. CHORUS When you're talkin' to a trucker that's been haulin' goods Down the stretch of road in Maine, they call the Haynesville Woods He'll tell you that dyin' and goin' down below Won't be half as bad as drivin' on that road of ice and snow. CHORUS