[The melody is 'She'll be comin' round the mountain']
B7 E
There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves
B7
There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves
E A
With the possible exception of being Garth Crooks
E B7 E
There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves.
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
B7
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
E A
When you're holding tea and toast and there's no one else about
E B7 E
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear
B7
When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear
E A
When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear somebody say
E B7 E
"Careful now, that swan can break your arm".
Oh, before the gods that made the gods were born
B7
Yes before the gods that made the gods were born
E A
Yes before the gods that made the gods woke up and made the gods
E B7 A E
That's when you got into, that's when you got into
B7 E
Yeah, that's when you first got into the Manics
