E
Mailman came while you were out
C#m D
I was sleeping at your house
E C#m D
Letter from your lover with an Ottawa address
E
Filled the shower up with steam
C#m D
Find out what you mean to him
E
Before I hand it over
C#m A
I'll push the flap back down and press
B C F# A
Yes, I'll leave everything the way I found it
E A E
I'll bet I'm the best houseguest
A E A E
Houseguest you ever had
E A E
I'll bet I'm the best houseguest
A E A E G#m
Houseguest you ever had
A
I never leave my socks around
G#m A
I always keep the TV down
F#m x2 F x2 E C#m A A
And when I leave, I never leave a mess
We were resting on the couch
There was nothing much to watch
Other than my manners
And your waning graciousness
I eased your thumb off the remote
Placed my palms against your throats
The heat in here's infernal
And so's that entry in your journal
Yeah, it changed everything the day I found it
I bet I'm the best houseguest
Houseguest you ever had
E A E
I'll bet I'm the best houseguest
A E A E G#m
Houseguest you ever had
F#m E B
I've done things in your room
C#m7
You'd be ashamed to accuse me of
F#m E B
It's just a tendency I have when certain people
G C
Refuse me love
G C
Refuse me love
G C
Refuse me love
G
You refuse
F#
I accuse
E A E A
E G#m
B C F# A A
Yes, and I leave everything the way I found it
